TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift
the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add the table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe
counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Eddy
Eddy
You spelt Cherry wrong
Cheery Mistmas to you and all yours
Peter W :beer
Hi PD's...... :whistle...I knew a :breakcomp computing consultant by the name of Sherry Wang....do you think they could be related?......Derek :oops
Thanks Eddy,
:clap :great :clap :great :respect :terrific
I had a good belly laugh out of that one.
Andre
over yonder in Portland Oregon
Eddy (hic) that wash luvly. (hic) Oldie
Did you get that recipe from the George Bush book of English speakering and food mixerables? Regards Grumpy Grandad.
Dear Grumpy Grandad,
Go to the club on sunday and I'll buy you a pint (or two) of real ale - We have to dispell these grumpy feelings somehow! ;)
Eddy
Hi you boozers,
i have a similar recipe of a whisky cake ;)
A hic marry kristmes from Hans
I found a recipe to go with eddy's cake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyu9jppjIAA
Merry Christmas to all
Gerald
PS if you drink and drive this one may apply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ebA2ptx8bU&feature=related