On Sunday I saw our much revered co-moderator Eddie, blatently
cavorting with - NAY- actualy racing- one of those screw driven
abominations, a fast electric hydroplane. May the good Lord NEPTUNE
(may his name always be revered) forgive him.
Everyone knows that a "propellor" is a screwed up, twisted
paddlewheel turned sideways. We must help him overcome this
pssession!.I feel that he can still be saved from this evil that
is "screwing" him up!. I earnestly believe that some sort of penance
is in order. Perhaps a public flogging. Your ever watchfull twin
waker, Walter Snowdon.May your floats be ever straight.

Oh the humiliation of it all (hangs head in shame...), how can I ever
be forgiven for such a sinful act? I've booked myself into the PA
clinic tomorrow (Propellors Anonymous) in the hope that they can save
me from this evil.

Maybe it was one of Walters hotdogs that caused temporary insanity? I
thought they tasted strange at the time..... And by the time I'd
eaten my 4th I was convinced of their psychadelic effect as I
strolled across the lake without even getting my feet wet.

Anyway, I admit everything, I was caught redhanded by a fellow
paddler and I await my punishment, or can I plead the 5th?

Shamefully
Eddy