Does anyone else have a memory as bad as mine? This little poem should probably hit home if you do! 

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?'

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

Eddy

Hi Eddy,

what the hell do you think to write such things about me unfortunately it is close to the truth .

Regards Hans

Hello PD's and Eddy,

I had a very witty reply, but I forgot what it was!

Randy

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.
Regards,
Gerald

What did I log on for? Can you remember?. This is Amnesia International isnt It? or did I forget which button to press. Walter (I think).

Never ever put anything in a safe place. Funny how when you can not find something, you will always find it in the last place you look. Why not look there first.

Attaching an interesting lesson on communication

Regards

Robert

I wondered why, when I search for something, it's always in the last place I look....
...then I realised, it may be because having found it, I don't bother to check any other places...

Getting older may be annoying but it STILL BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF THE ALTERNATIVE!