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DamienG:
Typical always on Boxing Day
- Today hasn't been a good day. I decided to go horse riding......something I haven't done in a good few years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Coles came out and unplugged the machine. He had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.

Delaunay:
 :) Hello !
 :vacation

TailUK:
After checking my tickets at work I rang the wife,
"We've won the Lottery, pack your bags!"
"Oooh Lovely!", she said" Should I pack hot or cold?"
"I don't care" I replied "As long as you're gone when I get home!"

DamienG:
I was having trouble logging on to my Facebook account when
my mate asked 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'
I said no, but I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man...

TailUK:
 :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe

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