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Author Topic: Strailya Mate  (Read 2991 times)

Offline Peter Webster

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Strailya Mate
« on: June 05, 2009, 08:35:59 PM »
Eddy,
       I heard this and thought you might get a laugh
Peter W


 Strailya Mate!

     

    An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. 

     

    All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.     

    In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice,' he says.     

    The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the  glass to pieces.     

    'Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass either,' he says.     

    The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi.     

    He turns to the astonished barman and says, 'In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

 

 

 

   

Offline derekwarner_decoy

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Re: Strailya Mate
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 09:07:09 PM »
Peter ....that's a bloody terrible story...get back to making wood chips of model steam paddlers  :hammer.......... :beer  : Derek
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 09:10:09 PM by derekwarner_decoy »
Derek Warner

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Illawarra Live Steamers Co-op
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Offline Eddy Matthews

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Re: Strailya Mate
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 07:16:59 AM »
Sorry Peter, but I can only agree with Derek, that was aweful!! :hehe

Eddy
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Re: Strailya Mate
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 04:40:05 PM »
Gottit in one Derek & Eddy, but bloody true
kiwi

 

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