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Author Topic: Forgetfulness!  (Read 3592 times)

Offline Eddy Matthews

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Forgetfulness!
« on: October 01, 2008, 04:37:01 AM »
Does anyone else have a memory as bad as mine? This little poem should probably hit home if you do!  :hehe

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?'

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.


Eddy
~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

Offline scotfriend

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 04:47:32 AM »
Hi Eddy,

what the hell >:( do you think to write such things about me ;) unfortunately it is close to the truth :'(.

Regards Hans
When i read about the evils of drinking, I decide to give up reading

Dinosaursoupman

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2008, 04:49:16 AM »
Hello PD's and Eddy,

I had a very witty reply, but I forgot what it was!

Randy

Offline steamboatmodel

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 06:31:51 AM »
Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.
Regards,
Gerald
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss. Lazarus Long

Offline Walter Snowdon

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 06:37:37 AM »
What did I log on for? Can you remember?. This is Amnesia International isnt It? or did I forget which button to press. Walter (I think).
Blessed are the "cracked" -for they let in the light for the rest of us.

Offline rmcluckie

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 07:52:31 AM »
Never ever put anything in a safe place. Funny how when you can not find something, you will always find it in the last place you look. Why not look there first.

Attaching an interesting lesson on communication

Regards

Robert

Offline mjt60a

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 03:44:07 AM »
I wondered why, when I search for something, it's always in the last place I look....
...then I realised, it may be because having found it, I don't bother to check any other places...
Posted by Mick.
(.....gonna need a bigger boat.....)

Offline kiwimodeller

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Re: Forgetfulness!
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 05:52:46 AM »
Getting older may be annoying but it STILL BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF THE ALTERNATIVE!
"Every time I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel it turns out to be some bastard with a train trying to run me down!"

 

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