Samll Talk Only 1V = Four

[derekwarner_decoy]

OK Pd's....certainly quiet here so I thought I would ask....

1) is this :bbq a piece of animal or vegeterian patty  :?: that Eddy the COOK keeps on flipping  :idea:

2) looks like our Bogstandard is off the grog again   ...as I can see lessor activity of bubbles in his glass ...or  

3) first fleet = good CONVICT stock :no1 ...at least we knew who our parents were  :nah

[bogstandard]

Oooooh! Derek, number 3 was a bit below the belt, it's my grandfather I have lost in my family search, not my dad. But thru Burkes peerage I can get back to the 1100's and was big mates with the king at the time and almost certainly related, so a bit more respect please, otherwise it just might be the chop for you my lad, and we're not talking about your dangly bits.  :rant

With regards to my imbibing alcoholic beverages. Just looked at the back of my fridge. Bought a dozen cans of Carlsberg to celebrate last new year, and half a dozen botts of plonk. Plonk has just been finished, but still seven cans left. Will have to check the dating, but it might do for this new year, and the next one as well.  

BTW here is my latest creation, but a long way off being finished.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfm9L90Tyw


John

[derekwarner_decoy]

:hmph & Hi PD's...... ...I know this is not an histrorical WEBsite...but must clarify the following...as your resident UK speaker is way off course :roll:  :roll:  :roll:

"all of these people have decended from the 'de Plouquenet' of 1066"....another family branch to Ireland as Plunket....& they are my long lost relos...... :party  :adminpower  :music

[bogstandard]

The Plonker bunch eh!

That really does explain a lot then :nah

'nuff said.

John

[steamboatmodel]

Hi John,
Not being a customer of the Beer store, I have a few questions;
I know what Carlsberg is (there the ones with the lovely draft horses pulling a wagon), but what is plonk?
Regards,
Gerald

[bogstandard]

Gerald,
Plonk be cheapo wine that is consumed anytime rather than special occasions
You know, the real good special stuff at 99cents a bottle (2 litres). The bottle is worth more than the contents.

This is different to plonker (previous post), which suggests a person of lower than average intelligence.


But who cares.

John

[steamboatmodel]

Hi John,
Now I have it straight too much Plonk and you can go plonker.
I'm glad I gave up serious drinking in 74, along with smoking.
Regards,
Gerald