Executive Office in OZ

[derekwarner_decoy]

Hi PD's....my how some people get it all wrong  .....as Bogstandard suggests......"of the type Derek would have on his executive desk, in his air conditioned, sunshine filled office"

1) sunfilled = YES   ...gets bloody HOT
2) air conditioned = NO        .....gets even bloody hotter

However I have for reference attached a snap of my OZ style office

a) a plastic rubish bin for the table leg [if I do produce any rubbbbbish....it can stored in the leg]
b) a polystyrene brocolli box for the table [also doubles as a spray table when not being used a desk]
c) a cardboard representation of a PC monitor
d) a real HP keyboard...but plugged into nothing
e) a collapsable camping stool  [can also be used when washing the wheels of my vehicle]

Well...some may think we are primative out here in the colonies... . but we have made great advances,,,,,,,&+++++, many years ago,,,, our desks were made from two wooden BANANA box's...but most of our timber was cut down presumably for steam engines...so now our economists dictate that it is better to comsume the dwindling oil reserves to make plastic & polystyrene for everything

If I get a bit weary after many hours slogging at the keyboard in temperatures approaching near blast furnace range.....I can just lie down on the tiled floor & cool off a bit 

[bogstandard]

Derek,

Methinks there are a few porkies coming out here. 
We all know you are self employed, and as such everything is tax deductable, and of course you are trying to show the taxman at every opportunity how poverty stricken you are. 
But I don't even think the taxman is going to believe the lashup you have done here (mind you some of them do seem a bit gullible).


So c'mon and fess up, show us the real pictures of the sun bronzed, scantily clad young maidens, peeling grapes for you, while you relax in a lounger, sipping (or gulping) ice cool brew.